weedjoke420:

british person: wot is ur fauvourouriute coulourur? x
me: chill

(via queenrxtchet)

childservices:

zizino:

tfw

  • home alone
  • no money
  • no key
  • no food

16 in the middle of miami

(via 1nd2rd3st)

aminaabramovic:

Remember when lil Kim said the Black Friday tape was #1 on PayPal even though Paypal is just a method of monetary transfer and payment not a music chart

(via putahilton)

aduhm:

"free samples!"

image

(via gebeine)

childservices:

horoscope: most geminis are born between may 21 to june 21
me: bitch that is so me!!

(via no)

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